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Sara Silverman Ashton Kutcher Sacha Baron-Cohen Chanie-Rivkie Christiansen Herman Glauberbaum |
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 Sara Silverman, not for perpetuating the myth of the
hole in the sheet -- that's what we do. The real reason? She's the
dream girl for thousands of Jewish men: a funny, sexy, clever, most likely
not ultra-orthodox, marvelously foul mouthed Jewess. But who is she
dating, of all people? Jimmy Kimmel, another HITS Apikorus. |
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 Ashton
Kutcher's very existence disproves the theory of Intelligent
Design. Every word out of his mouth is by definition blasphemy.
His only saving grace, however, is that "Punk'd" is still fun to watch
(MTV).If Ashton eventually finds out that he is Jewish, he is sure to stop studying Kabbalah immediately. As for his relationship with Demi, there is no greater proof that he has been invoking Kabbalistic incantations to be dating such as fine meideleh. |
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 Greasier than a large order of Kosher French fries,
Sacha Baron-Cohen,
better known as "Ali-G", used to be a three-day-a-year Jew but has now
downgraded to once every two years.Although his shul membership has skyrocketed, he doesn't seem to mind as long as he can sit with the honeys in the back row. It's not that your show is devoid of Torah, it's just devoid of humor. Try making fun of old people, for a change. |
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Chanie-Rivkie is no longer wearing a sheitel, dyed her hair blonde, and wears -- red lipstick.
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 Herman
Glauberbaum, of west Mepson. "God is actually nothing more than
large corned beef sandwich, to be honest. And there is no such thing as
the human soul. We are simply cosmic mustard."Herman hasn't been to shul in months. The Rabbi has called his house, but so far, unsuccessful in setting up a lunch date to discuss the issues. We will be watching Herman with great interest. |
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