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Cold front moves closer to hell, Chicago Bears closer to first place,
Middle East peace nears reality Severe storms prevent Jews everywhere from taking down Sukkahs, perhaps by May Hurricane Wilma about to strike Florida, meteorologists running out of letters to name storms, Tropical Storm Xavier stirring up in the Atlantic Brilliant fall colors to be followed by sleet and high winds just in time to ruin your Sukkos. Miami forecast: sunny, breezy, and perfect (until the next hurricane blows your Sukkah to Memphis). Hurricane Ovadiah is schlepping along around Florida, but so far has not affected the retirement communities of Miami Beach. Still dreying around the Atlantic is Tropical Storm Yosef. Kaynahorah, it will spin back out to the northeast atlantic, and until the Marah D'almah tells it to 'gey arois.' While there's an 80% chance of rain, there's only a 20% chance we are right. |
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