Apikorus of the Week
Zach Braff is our Apikorus of the Week for two reasons:

1) He proudly identifies as Jewish, yet winds up dating Mandy Moore, who is about as Gentile as they come.  

2) He broke up with her.

Apikorus of the Month
John Stewart may have done an admirable job of hosting the Oscars, and it may be unreasonable to expect the Oscars to be twice as funny as The Daily Show.  So why nominate him as our Apikorus?  Because we're unforgiving and cruel (plus, he's an easy target).  Thanks, John.

Last Month's Apikorus
Although Jimmy Christian Kimmel is not technically even Jewish, we nominate him as this week's Apikorus.  Why?  Two very simple reasons.  First, for stealing Sarah Silverman away from much more deserving Jewish guys (like us), and secondly, for leaving The Man Show, which sucked big time since he left, exposing Adam Corolla into the talentless hack he has proven to be (i.e.: "Adam Corolla & Dr. Drew" and "Too Late With Adam Corolla")

"Not only does God not exist, but the very planet does not exist.  We are all plugged in to some form of a computerized Matrix where all our senses are pre-programmed from the time we were born, supposedly."

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