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THE FOOT-CHAF |
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THE TV-K |
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THE GAY-K |
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Specializes in Kashrus for wines
and spirits; grapes must be pressed by foot of a Jewish employee
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Approves Kashrus for all TV dinners (forbidden if watching
"Three's Company" -- two women living with one man? Znus!)
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For keeping things fabulously Kosher;
all food items checked until marked
"Super
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THE CHOF-MOSQ-K |
THE JAPANESE-K |
THE GLOB-K |
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Halal meat
approved, under the supervision of Rabbi Mark Mosqowitz
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It could be a symbol of hashgacha,
or it could be an ad for shrimp puffs -- we're not sure!
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The Kashrus symbol of the Vaad
Kashrus of the Lower East Side of Manhattan in New York City Not
Including the Six Shuls Closest to 122nd Street
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THE ROADKILL-K |
THE KESEF-K |
THE IRS-K |
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All roadkilled animals are "glatt"
Kosher
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Kashrus granted to the highest
bidder. More common than you think
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Kashrus for accounting supplies,
pursuant to section 8, subsection 32, article six, items 3-108. FICA
compliant.
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THE CHUMRAH-K |
THE SMUDGE-K |
THE AOK |
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Surrounded by the names of 24
Rabbis in fine print, this supervision is so strict, they don't even
give it out for water!
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Since letters of the alphabet
cannot be trademarked, a smudge has been added to all K's
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Kashrus is fine and dandy,
including slim-jims and pork rinds. Yeeeehaw!
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KASHRUS SYMBOLS NOT
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THE TRIPLE-K |
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THE INVISIBLE-K |
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THE NUCLEAR-K |
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Found on food in the southern states. All meat has been
triple-checked, tied up, beaten, soaked and salted.
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It's on almost every package!
Found mostly in countries with many anti-Semites, like England
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It's the bomb! Rav Hamachshir: Rabbi
Muki Radiumovitch of Dimona, Israel. Also used in Jersey.
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KASHRUS